Medcial Chart 2 -- Video

[bloodmoney]

[Hello network it's Black Jack again, and he looks just a displeased as the last time you saw him. At least it's for a different reason this time.]

I am... in need of some assistance.

[Asking for help on a public line usually isn't his style, but he's been getting a little desperate here.]

[Black Jack holds up a small and pathetic looking Magikarp, who happens to have his Skitty hanging off one of his fins. She may or may not have been using him as a fish shaped toy.]

Will someone please enlighten me on the purpose of this particular species? None of the others I have encountered have been so... useless.

[The Magikarp doesn't seem fazed by the fact his trainer is dissing him on the network or that he's got a pink cat chewing him. This is actually all great fun for him, and he "karps" happily.]

Thank you in advance.

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[synchroswim]

<sub>[Guess who has a Magikarp of his own in his lap right now? This guy. After his initial freak out about three weeks ago, he's gotten used to having an oversized fish that just... scoots around by blowing raspberries at him.

Right now it's perfectly content in fluttering its gills as he scratches where he assumes its chin would be.]</sub>

Isn't calling it useless a little harsh, dude?

[bloodmoney]

It's the truth.

[And he sees no reason to pull punches when it comes to tellin' it how it is.]

To be perfectly honest, the only reason it's here is because I felt sorry for it.

[BIGGEST MISTAKE OF HIS POKEMON CAREER]

[synchroswim]

You're gonna regret it, man. I mean, I don't know much about these things but this guy says they can turn into something really gnarly but they've got a bad attitude because people don't treat 'em that well.

_{[He pauses to playfully smoosh his Magikarp's face, the latter of which blows a raspberry up at him.]}

I'd rather not get eaten by this guy when he turns into a giant killing machine, yanno?