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Black Jack ([personal profile] bloodmoney) wrote2014-05-13 06:17 pm

Medcial Chart 2 -- Video

[Hello network it's Black Jack again, and he looks just a displeased as the last time you saw him. At least it's for a different reason this time.]

I am... in need of some assistance.

[Asking for help on a public line usually isn't his style, but he's been getting a little desperate here.]

[Black Jack holds up a small and pathetic looking Magikarp, who happens to have his Skitty hanging off one of his fins. She may or may not have been using him as a fish shaped toy.]


Will someone please enlighten me on the purpose of this particular species? None of the others I have encountered have been so... useless.

[The Magikarp doesn't seem fazed by the fact his trainer is dissing him on the network or that he's got a pink cat chewing him. This is actually all great fun for him, and he "karps" happily.]

Thank you in advance.
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[personal profile] synchroswim 2014-05-14 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
You're gonna regret it, man. I mean, I don't know much about these things but this guy says they can turn into something really gnarly but they've got a bad attitude because people don't treat 'em that well.

[He pauses to playfully smoosh his Magikarp's face, the latter of which blows a raspberry up at him.]

I'd rather not get eaten by this guy when he turns into a giant killing machine, yanno?