bloodmoney: (The wrong theory for the wrong man)
Black Jack ([personal profile] bloodmoney) wrote2014-05-13 06:17 pm

Medcial Chart 2 -- Video

[Hello network it's Black Jack again, and he looks just a displeased as the last time you saw him. At least it's for a different reason this time.]

I am... in need of some assistance.

[Asking for help on a public line usually isn't his style, but he's been getting a little desperate here.]

[Black Jack holds up a small and pathetic looking Magikarp, who happens to have his Skitty hanging off one of his fins. She may or may not have been using him as a fish shaped toy.]


Will someone please enlighten me on the purpose of this particular species? None of the others I have encountered have been so... useless.

[The Magikarp doesn't seem fazed by the fact his trainer is dissing him on the network or that he's got a pink cat chewing him. This is actually all great fun for him, and he "karps" happily.]

Thank you in advance.
captainash: (thinking)

[personal profile] captainash 2014-05-14 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have exact numbers, but a while back a kid pretty much had to fight his way out of a stomach. It didn't look very pleasant.

[Understatement of the year.]

Get an Electric-type if you can. They have the advantage in a fight.