bloodmoney: (The wrong theory for the wrong man)
Black Jack ([personal profile] bloodmoney) wrote2014-05-13 06:17 pm

Medcial Chart 2 -- Video

[Hello network it's Black Jack again, and he looks just a displeased as the last time you saw him. At least it's for a different reason this time.]

I am... in need of some assistance.

[Asking for help on a public line usually isn't his style, but he's been getting a little desperate here.]

[Black Jack holds up a small and pathetic looking Magikarp, who happens to have his Skitty hanging off one of his fins. She may or may not have been using him as a fish shaped toy.]


Will someone please enlighten me on the purpose of this particular species? None of the others I have encountered have been so... useless.

[The Magikarp doesn't seem fazed by the fact his trainer is dissing him on the network or that he's got a pink cat chewing him. This is actually all great fun for him, and he "karps" happily.]

Thank you in advance.
ortion: (❀ REALLY?)

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[personal profile] ortion 2014-05-14 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
It has no purpose. Do not let anyone attempt to convince you that its evolution is useful. They're lying.

[He really wants to get that out there apparently, because it's said with a bit of urgency.]