[Guess who has a Magikarp of his own in his lap right now? This guy. After his initial freak out about three weeks ago, he's gotten used to having an oversized fish that just... scoots around by blowing raspberries at him.
Right now it's perfectly content in fluttering its gills as he scratches where he assumes its chin would be.]
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Right now it's perfectly content in fluttering its gills as he scratches where he assumes its chin would be.]
Isn't calling it useless a little harsh, dude?