Medical Chart 1 -- Video/Action for New Bark

[bloodmoney]

Video

[The Gear turns on to show a feed of a very disgruntled looking man. The scars on his face make it look like he lost a fight with a chainsaw. Or a shark. Or a shark with a chainsaw.]

[You get the idea.]

I don’t care if this is an elaborate ruse, or some sort of prank, because it isn’t funny.

[Is he pissed? Oh, only a little.]

People’s lives are on the line. I don’t have time for this nonsense.

If you have business with me I would prefer if you were upfront about it. I don’t appreciate being dragged around like this.

[Really people you could just ask for his help instead of kidnapping him all the time.]

[He gives the screen a long, cold glare.]

This is ridiculous.


Action

[For anyone else in New Bark Town at the moment, feel free to notice the man dressed in all black with a Skitty nagging him to play.]

Comments

[ossifragant]

The fact remains we're all stuck here for whatever reason.

[SHRUG]

A lot of bad luck, honestly.

[bloodmoney]

And no one has any idea what that reason is?

[This is the opposite of answers ffff.]

Ah. Lady Luck is, proverbially, a bitch.

[It should probably be Fate, but he doesn't believe in silly things like that.]

[Especially when more often or not "bad luck" is just people being plain stupid.]

And you've found refuge from your problems here, I assume.

[ossifragant]

If I knew, I'd tell you.

[Well, in Greed's case it's because he is fucking stupid but like hell is he admitting that.]

You could say that, yes.

[bloodmoney]

Wonderful.

[He's so pleased that there isn't a rhyme or a reason to this place. :l]

Why, is your "vacation" not all you hoped it would be? [Now he sounds amused. People didn't say that unless they wanted someone to ask.] Or did your some of your problems follow you here instead?

[ossifragant]

[Shrug.]

It's not a perfect refuge but it'll do.

[Dodging the question? Naaah.]